Monday, October 16, 2006

Kirk Herbstreit: Attractive Man? Yes. Stupid? Most likely.

Now, I actually kind of like Kirk Herbstreit despite the fact that he attended that cesspool university that's located in Columbus, Ohio. However, when you put up a myspace profile as a thirty-four year old man in the public spotlight, you're asking for it. Kirk Herbstreit's profile isn't completely stupid, in fact his multimedia choices are mildly interesting. However, he may want to edit his "favorite movies" section before anybody notices. Not only is "Four Brothers" listed as his second favorite movie, but he goes on to include "The Polar Express" and "The Journey of a Penguine [sic]." That's right. Kirk Herbstreit can't spell "penguin." Not really all that surprising I guess, since Corso probably can't spell his own last name. Also, I doubt Kirk Herbstreit really cares to spell such words correctly in between nailing his hot wife and analyzing football in front of a thousand hot co-eds who want to get railed by him every week.

Kirk Herbstreit is better looking than you.

2 Comments:

At 12:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you saying there's something wrong with Four Brothers?? I LOVED that movie. Which reminds me, I just heard a remake of "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch...i'm not saying it's better than the original, but it definitely earned it's spot on the Billboard top 100 for 1992.

-Anonymous

 
At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bootsy, four brothers sucked dick. and i'ma man who loves his walhberg

 

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